What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

Denim Jacket Jokes More Denim Jacket Jokes

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.