What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

Denim Jacket Jokes More Denim Jacket Jokes

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on