What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

Denim Jacket Jokes More Denim Jacket Jokes

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on