Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

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Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.