What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

Previous Random Joke Next

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.