What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

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What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

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How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

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What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex

Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs