What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

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What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

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How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

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Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from?

Vlasic Park

Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.