What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

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Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?

Very Quackly

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

Stream Jokes More Stream Jokes

What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.