What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken get an ouija board?

To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?

Very Quackly

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

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Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo