What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

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What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

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What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.