What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

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What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

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Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.