What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

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Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

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What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

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What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!

What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo