What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

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What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.