How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more