What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

What's the difference between an 115 year old man and a 46 year old woman ?

sixty-nine

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common?

They were delicious.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

Happy Jokes More Happy Jokes

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you