Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

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What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

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Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!