Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

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Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

What do you say to a broken Xbox One?

Nothing, you already said it twice.

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What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

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He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.