What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

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What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.