Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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What do the World Trade Center and genders have in common?

There used to be two of them, but now it's too offensive to talk about.

What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!"

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What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

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Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry