What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

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What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

Medical School Jokes More Medical School Jokes

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.