What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

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What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.