What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

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Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for his birthday?

He felt his presents.

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave