What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

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When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments