What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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Thanks for all the sediment.

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments