What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

When is your birthday?

17th January. What year Every year!

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments