What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

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Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt