What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt