What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

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Why do girls... Hang out in odd numbers?

Because they can't even!

How do you know if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a testicle.

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Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his Birthday?

He felt his presents.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."