What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt

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What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh