How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

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What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

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Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

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Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

What do you call a half native pirate?

Metis

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Answer: Dr.Dre

What rhymes with computer?

No it doesn't...

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.