How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.