How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

Coyote Jokes More Coyote Jokes

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."