What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

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How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

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How did Jack get rich?

His bean-stock went up.

What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What do you call an inspiring jerk session?

A stroke of genius!

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.