How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

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Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

Why do you go to a black mans garage sale?

So you can get all your stuff back.

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Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

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Why does Reddit have so many reposts?

Because you already read-it.

What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!