Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

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What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.