Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

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How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.