Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.