Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

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How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.