What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

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How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb?

Juan

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

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Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

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What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.