What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

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What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

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What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.