What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose.

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How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

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How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

What do you call an Asian Pothead camping in Yellowstone?

A Yellowstoner.

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What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose.

What does an Asian get?

A broken nose.