What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?

Irene

How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello?

Ni-Hao-dy"

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What does an Asian get?

A broken nose.

What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose.