A year in prison if there's any justice.
He was charged with battery.
A small medium at large.
A crazy mixed-up squid.
Time
Tan lines.
It's Christmas, Eve."
A: Because he can't see through the wall.
Bang! (!)
Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.
He felt his presents.
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
About forty years.
asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."
Budweiser
Miscarriage of Justice
Justice isn't always black and white
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.