Justice Jokes

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

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What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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Psi Phi.

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