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A sumo shaves their legs.
A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.
A pHD
2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!
Just the tiger
A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!
Because they're not PC
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it
A tardigrade!
A dogwood!!
Bagles
yesallwomen
Because it gives them square roots
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