How do you start a powerful woman's movement?

Laxatives.

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now "