What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

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Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

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What do you call a short physic that has escaped from jail?

A small medium at large

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.