Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

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Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

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Why does the american loose at billard ?

Beacause he always shoots at the black one.

What's in a Paul Walker shot ?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

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What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.