Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"
Microsoft Word.
Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.
Hole is gonna be huge."
Reload and shoot again!
A greydient
A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."
9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.
Because he crawls in his hole during winter.