Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

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Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT