What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

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What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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What do you call an uneven body of water?

An inconsistensea.

What is the difference between ice and dry ice ?

Dry ice lacks of water.

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Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.