What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

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What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

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What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.