Orlando Jokes

What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

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Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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There's twenty of them.

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They work on so many levels

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Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

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How does a flower get pollinated?

Beez Nuts!

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By putting flowers on the grave.

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He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"

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Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.