Orlando Bloom Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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None attended the University of Miami.

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

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What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

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Because there is no atmosphere!

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