What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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What's the best thing about an Ethiopian?

They'll always swallow

What's the best thing about Sweden?

I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.

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Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.