Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

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Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

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Halal?

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Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

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Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.