Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

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U mad scientist?

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Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

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What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.