Katy Perry Jokes

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

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What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

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Frankenstein Jokes More Frankenstein Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?"

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket?

Your Billie Jeans

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Roar Jokes More Roar Jokes

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

Orlando Bloom Jokes More Orlando Bloom Jokes

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft