Katy Perry Jokes

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

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What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

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Orlando Bloom Jokes More Orlando Bloom Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

Roar Jokes More Roar Jokes

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

Frankenstein Jokes More Frankenstein Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What is the best thing about twenty six year olds?

There are twenty of them

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!