What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

What do you call a shorn sheep in a New Zealand bar?

A skimpy.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

Lamp Post Jokes More Lamp Post Jokes

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures?

The Lamp Post.