What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

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What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

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What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures?

The Lamp Post.

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post