What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

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Tie Dyeabetes

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It drives me nuts.

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Hey! Ewe!"

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

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What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

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What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures?

The Lamp Post.