What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

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In little knotsies....

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Role tied.

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A skimpy.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures?

The Lamp Post.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre