What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

When does feminism end?

When Islam begins.

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How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran