Quran Jokes

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

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What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

Why the full we don't have any jokes about Islam?

Is it because it's a joke by itself or what.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color do you think Eddie Smurphy was?

Blue, you racists

What color is the wind?

Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you )

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

Infect Jokes More Infect Jokes

What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

Short Distance Jokes More Short Distance Jokes

When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.