Quran Jokes

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

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What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

Infect Jokes More Infect Jokes

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

v2 Allah's Snackbar.

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"