When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years?

Give them a bible

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When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.