The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.
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Garbage gets picked up!
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
When Jesus cleared the temple.
A: Because she had an interest in the principal.
Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.
Because he was in de-nile.
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throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.