What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

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What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

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What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!