What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a really bad driver in France?

A woman.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

Flat One Jokes More Flat One Jokes

How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.