What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

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Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

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Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

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Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

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What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.