Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

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What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)

How do you keep black people out of your back yard?

Hang one in the front!

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Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

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How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

Why was the ghost uneducated?

He was too ghoul for school

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What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common?

They're all criminals.

Where would Martin Luther King Jr. be right now if he was white?

Alive

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.