Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

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What do tall people and black people have in common?

They have no one to look up to.

Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

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How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

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Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common?

They're all criminals.

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Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.