What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

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What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!