What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

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What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

Who's there ! Con ! Con who?

Con unhinged !

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!