Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

Why can you only date girls named Ana?

because I got a tattoo that says Ana