What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

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How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)