Martin Luther King Jr. Jokes

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common?

They're all criminals.

Where would Martin Luther King Jr. be right now if he was white?

Alive

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Vision Jokes More Vision Jokes

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

Martin Luther King Jr. Day Jokes More Martin Luther King Jr. Day Jokes

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

Nelson Mandela Jokes More Nelson Mandela Jokes

What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common?

They're all criminals.

What do Paul Walker and Nelson Mandela have in Common?

Theyre both dead and black.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.