Because he's always standing by The Edge.
In the non-friction section.
Finding shoes to go with it.
A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
Look ma, no hands!
A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
Ebowla.
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
With or without "u"
Duno...