Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

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Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

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What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.